6/10 Okay
Caleb
Aug 23, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Disliked: Staff & service
Apathy
Well I don't think it was worth what we paid but it's often hard to valuate a thing when the thing happens to be a (m)Hotel like this one.
As I write this review I realize thath nothing, either good or bad, stands out about my stay ... At first.
This place was so awesomely average and underwhelming that I felt ashamed for thinking poorly of it! LoL! Seriously though, the all-encompassing weaponized proliferation of the utterly uncreative was happening on a grand scale here. The lobby was decidedly midddle-ish in every regard; reminiscent of day old pizza it satisfied and disappointed with abandon! Glazy-eyed and temporarily labatomized this writer recognized the peaceful onslaught of apathy as it welcomed me back into its fold... It was so obviously devoid of the remarkable that I assumed it was intentional - it was not. It scores a genuinely organic 5....a 5.
That score was derived scientifically, of course, by liberally applying religion and interpretative dance methodology to the completely unbiased altruistic old school favorite... The Bell Curve!!!
This hotel was UNEVENTFUL...metaphorically its the hospitality industries answer to a tie-game!! (If r match was an amateur participation-reward scrimmage showcasing ambivalence with the final score 0-0 and the co-champions split the Victory Nap!
But it's clean and I have no real complaints...save one. At 3am I was nekkid waiting for the tub to fill and also needing a plunger ;l Front desk doesn't deliver there - even 911!
Caleb
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024