The confirmation email they send, the one that says ‘print this and bring it with you’; print it, and bring it with you. (Else you find yourself in the pub, leeching their Wi-fi to find the code to get the key to your lovely apartment.)
Ok, oblique confession over. On with the review...
There’s no phone signal (you wanted quiet), and adequate WiFi for browsing if not streaming (you wanted quiet). Go outside.
The pub is an old school local boozer.
The cider is deceptive. The food is ample. The people are lovely.
If you’re staying for more than a night or plan to cook at all, the kitchen will have all the generic hardware you expect; but bring oils, spices, paper towel, and the other assorted consumables used when making, eating, and cleaning up after yourself.
The apartments are nice, the village is 20-60 minutes away from anything.
Here are dark skies, quietness, and rabbits. Sometimes you hear sheep calling to each other at night.
If any of the above reads like it might annoy you, look elsewhere.