Ah, let me share my *unforgettable* hotel escapade! A bathroom-bedroom combo that'll make you question reality! Transparent bath doors, because privacy is so overrated! No A/C in July, just a brilliant strategy for the perfect summer sweat fest! And oh, a non-working fan to seal the deal! Need your clothes ironed? They've got a fun scavenger hunt – another hotel across town! Housekeeping? Well, they've mastered the art of disappearing messes. Safety? Who needs it? Just open the window and embrace gravity on the roof outside! And the cherry on top – limited reception hours and a breakfast joint that redefines uncleanliness! How does this hotel have 2 stars? Your guess is as good as mine! It's a one-of-a-kind experience, but I'd suggest you run far, far away – for the sake of your sanity and hygiene!